Bring on Burgoon

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.  
I can tell you I don't have money.
And what I do have are a diverse set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a dream for people like you.

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Writer

Well, you know, I am a writer and all. I've written prose, sketch comedy, and scripts for comic books and TV for over a decade. 
I can be brought on a team to punch up scripts, act as an editor or reader, and collaborate on your next project with you.

 

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Comic Book Lettering

I'm an experienced letterist for hire. I've now lettered dozens issues of comics digitally, including my personal projects. 

My rate varies a little bit per the demands of a project, but generally speaking $25/page. 

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Creative
Consulting

Organizing and booking guests for events, assisting with independent publication and product development, crowdfunding, or maybe you just need a fresh set of eyes.

Don't just by me lunch -- bring me into your inner circle and let me help you realize your dream. 

Design Work

I'd be more than happy to help you with laying out a book and formatting it properly for printing and digital distribution. I have aiding as a designer and typesetter on over a dozen publications -- from rulebooks, catalogues, press kits, beer labels, and pitch decks. I can reinforce your uniform brand messaging with my design work. 
In addition, I have loads of experience with web platforms like Wordpress and SquareSpace and can assist you getting your business online and selling. 

To book me for any of this sort of work, please contact me via email via the contact page on this website.